big apple martini Color Me Unconvinced, Ms. Cox

April 12th, 2007

Ana Marie Cox:

Once, after I was on [Imus], he and his gang proceeded to discuss my “creamy” skin and compliment my nice pair of … “eyes.” I later asked the producer to remind him that as far as I knew, my father was listening. Now I’m going to ask my dad not to anymore.

Don’t appear on the show — fine! But spare us that load o’ justification crap your peddling. Didn’t dear old dad read Wonkette?

OK, we were basically kidding about Bush being gay. Sure, he likes to play dress-up and hug shut-ins and he seems to have a daddy fixation, but we didn’t believe he had actually fucked anyone in the ass — besides, you know, the poor.

When Cox was running the show, that was par for the course. There’s actually an ass-fucking tag in the search engine, ferchrissakes!



  1. *polite applause*

    Well played, Tris.

    Comment by actor212 — April 12, 2007 @ 8:06 am
  2. Ana is into Anal?

    Hm. I cant imagine why…

    Comment by actor212 — April 12, 2007 @ 11:24 am

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